11/08/2026
Made of *Heavy* half inch stainless steel beads coated in nickel, these ball chains will make you look like a *3 Dollar Bill, Y'all*. I'm not trying to be *Korn*y, but you'll look *Dope*. It'll be like taking a *Chevelle* *Down* to *Crazy Town*. You'll be as *Cold* as a *40 Below Summer* and this retro fashion will have you looking *Loco* in your *Big Truck*. You'll be *feeling like a Freak on a Leash*. Get back to your nu-metal *Roots* and show us your *Attitude*. Grab your wide leg jeans, 3D Doritos, and keep *Rollin'*. Manufactured and hand-assembled *Only In Amerika* (seriously folks, I can't stop myself with the millennial metal puns. Send help!) *Bwomp* All measurements are approximate and may vary by up to 1/2-inch when the chain is opened and stretched out flat with the connector attached. I'm not going to cut a ball in half and leave a bunch of jagged edges to make it exact. By purchasing these items, you agree that you are 18 years of age or older and will not hold us responsible for gross-outs. Contains small parts, not suitable for children under 6 years of age. These products are discreetly shipped in plain envelopes whenever possible, but international orders must be labeled on customs forms.